Friday, December 18, 2009

Styles Of Native In Nigeria

REPLACEMENT OF IDENTITY


The worst thing that could have happened as a Christmas present was to have lost all my documents, badges and cards, to process all that back is a mess, it's hell on earth.
In revenge the bureaucratic system of this city, I spend my experience at cost, with tips and everything, so that if any unfortunate event happens the same, can skip all the tantrums I've done these past weeks.

So go from complex to complex ..
How?, If, as in this of the proceedings, nothing is simple.
1 .- Work Credential:
this very much depends on which company you work, but most of them where they give you access badges, it is assumed it belongs to them, despite having your name on it. So you have to pay an amount of replenishment in the treasury of the company, then report human resources, and sticks there, your replacement. Raisins Credentials area where you again take fingerprints and photo. That's it, after 3 trips $ 100 and human resources, you have your new badge.
2 .- Credential school:
Forget it is December and the office is closed until February, so once again forget your student discounts at museums, galleries, bus or plane tickets, etc. Once the administrative back from vacation, you must go to headquarters to make your payment for replacement, then you take it to school with your Proof of inscription and sealed copy. And ready after payment, 2 trips to headquarters and a month of waiting for this your credential, you have your new student ID.
3.-type electronic purse cards:
Olvidala too, if you never took care to see that card number was not you report it, and lthough reports, it serves to have someone else do not spend that money for you, for that the store will not give you another EVER. And presto, you're out discount electronic purse in the store forever, at least while you take that name.
4 .- Credential club-store:
is not so complicated, $ 30 and a photo, a long line, sign the card, and sign where says that only you are entitled to 2 replacements per year and ready, after all they are paying for buying pff (who was incredible happened this marketing idea?)
5 .- Credit cards:
You must report the loss either by phone or directly on your branch, I recommend you either by phone, because after that you give your number to report will have to allow 24 hours to process a new plastic that will cost you about $ 100. Water! by taking advantage of these shocked by your loss encajarte advantage for life insurance or astray or documents or whatever, that will generate direct rebates to your account without your written approval. You go to your branch with photo ID (to see where the bags screwed by them is worth all the losses), with all the details exactly like you gave when opening the account, signature, fingerprint, blah. And presto you get your plastic away $ 100 will be activated within 48 hrs.
6.-IFE
Here's the kicker, that is to ultimately deal with the bureaucrats' public servants. " Number one and you do not know, and do not serve in any module without appointment, to make an appointment you must speak by phone at IFETEL, then ask for your full name and address of your module, yours and the streets around your home (tip Do not call your cel, no matter what plan you have the numbers 01800 on the telephone companies are not free). You go the day of your appointment with official identification with photo (again, they do not understand that you lost all?), Photo, fingerprints, signatures, photocopies, proof of residency and birth certificate. And ready in a month have your new IFE, you have to pick a format and then give you mismito credential with which latramitaste.
7.-Driver's License:
Water, if your license was permanent, there are two types of payments, the first $ 483 in minutes, for theft, not straying also read the minutes which was armed robbery, or do not make valid payment and have to do two more things, a pay again, but $ 620, and two very cumbersome return a submission your varus Pay first and wrong. Going to a treasury module or vehicle control, where you make a big row for give you a sheet of another great line. When your turn is going nuts, signature, photograph, fingerprint. That same day you have your license. (Tip, do not make commitments that day, arrive early and yet to leave no later soooo)
8 .- If you fucked up and paid more:
have to go to control vehicular you do a letter addressed to tax administration (eye to the branch that corresponds to your delegation), should say that the line Capture step, if no system and give you the job, you now your branch of tax administration with original and 2 copies of: 1 .- format you paid in error with PROOF, 2 .- format given in the ruling of the license checks that were paid at the end of the day, blah DENTIFICATION 3 .-, 4 .- the office that you went to arrange. And presto you will have your back less tax varus in 3 to 6 months.

Well if you wore varus, keys, usb, cards, photos, etc ... and forget about it and not shit watch your wallet, because more than just a lanototota lose, you lose time, bile, gasoline, and very nearly integrity and dignity.


If you get to find someone's wallet on the street, no varus clavata farts, but do not be a bastard and returns the documents that Karma exists, and in this city until the karma is passed bastard.

And finally, although you will not ask for your paperwork, get a certificate of loss of official documents, lest you out of trouble or jail.


hope this bad experience will serve them from somebody else, and appreciate your documents even more than his cell.




wants them: Nina traumatized and without documents.

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